Monday, September 8, 2008

Quote of the Day

Susan Collins, proving that you can have too much money, is now running another ad. In this ad, I think she cures diabetes. So far Senator Collins has solved the energy crisis, funded schools and teachers, eliminated heart attacks and this week she is curing diabetes.

Remember--it's early September. At the current pace, I suspect Senator Collins will end the Iraq war, replenish cod in the Gulf of Maine and eradicate cell phone dead spots by the end of the month.

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